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Tourism earnings fall by Sh11 billion

He said KTB would this financial year spend Sh430 million on annual marketing plan, focus of which would be recovery. Since January, he pointed out, KTB has spent Sh323 million on recovery efforts in the country and abroad.

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Achieng said in addition to funding from the Government, the European Union is providing KTB with Sh628 million for marketing.

He said KTB expects to continue with recovery activities until the end of next year.

"Assuming political stability is maintained, we expect to have recovered to last year�s levels by the end of winter 2009/2010," said Achieng�.

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Her sister helps with the marketing.

"She helps me with Cosmoholic tremendously," says Cohen of her sister. "I couldn't do any of this without her."

Had she known what she was getting into, she may not have followed through, but taking things one day at a time, she has been able to get her business off the ground. She is doing everything from public relations to marketing to sales to accounting.

"I'm not a numbers person, but I'm doing everything," she says, laughing about the fact that she's "mathematically challenged."

Cohen's sister helps with the books and sales, and was able to take over the business recently while Cohen toured Israel for two weeks through Birthright Israel, which offers free trips to young Jewish adults in order to connect them to their roots. more

Doyle departs on business trip to Canada

Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle left today on a business trip to Canada to build relationships with business and government officials, discuss protecting the Great Lakes, and promote Wisconsin's leadership in agriculture and clean energy. Doyle will visit the Canadian cities of Winnipeg, Montreal, Quebec City and Toronto. He will be joined at different events on the trip by Department of Natural Resources Secretary Matt Frank and Agriculture Secretary Rod Nilsestuen. In addition, Wisconsin Commerce Secretary Jack Fischer will have a variety of business meetings in Canada next week to build relationships and discuss investment in Wisconsin. "This trip is an opportunity to strengthen vital relationships with Canadian business and government officials, discuss the importance of protecting the Great Lakes, and promote Wisconsin as a world leader in agriculture and clean energy," Doyle said. more

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Voting Question: What do you think about the beginning to my story?

Chapter One “A nything more, sire?” said the royal chef. King Osmith patted his belly and playfully said “No, no thank-you. You plumped me up well enough. Good job.” “Thank-you, my lord,” said the chef. The chef then turned to Queen Ellen and asked “How about anything for the misses?” “No thank-you, I think I will retire to my quarters as well,” replied the queen. The chef then gathered the dishes and returned to the kitchen. “So dear, what type of fragrance are you wearing?” Osmith said in a light tone. “Oh this perfume…its river orchids, especially made by the royal gardener herself.” Ellen said while sipping her wine from her silver cup. “It is truly hypnotizing, my love,” said the king. “Why don’t we go to our master bedroom and fall in love?” he added. He continued to gaze at her shimmering beauty. “Surely the king must know that I am remaining celibate.” Ellen said with her eyes sharply pointed at the king. “Celibate, do you know how many children we have?” said the king with slight fury. “Yes, that’s why I’m choosing to be celibate.” Ellen said wittingly. Ellen was a beautiful woman. Her black hair came down to her soft and delicate shoulders. Her skin was white and luscious. She also had a small mole on her cheek. Her eyes were a wooden dark-brown and always carried a sense of mystery. Her frame was tall and graceful. What man in the kingdom would not consider her as the most beautiful woman in the world? The king was also no man of foul looks. He had short, tangling, light-orange hair. He was tall and had a muscular built. He had hazel eyes and strong face features. His mustache was thick and his chin was full of hair. The only physical fault this man had was that he was a decade older than Ellen. As they continued to talk the royal advisor came in. “Your highness, I have some very important news I wish to tell you. I would ask that you excuse the misses, please.” The queen’s beautiful face then turned into a face of anger and hatred. But somehow she still managed to speak in her soft and lovely voice. “Well, the kingdom is half mine and whatever the business has to deal with it is more likely to deal with the kingdom and I wish to know what is going on.” They both then turned to the king awaiting his answer. “Let her stay… so what is the matter?” said Osmith. “Well, sire the kingdom of Belzonia has a new king,” said the advisor. “Oh really, who is he?” asked Osmith. “His name is Jebediahas,” said the advisor. “Sounds interesting…” said the king. “Why don’t we meet him? We can give him a royal welcome.” said Ellen. “Go to another king’s kingdom unannounced? That’s just truly preposterous. You also must not know that the king has been feuding with Belzonian Empire for years.” said the advisor in an irritated tone. “Well this could be a new start,” said Ellen. King Osmith didn’t really want to become friends with anyone especially the new king of Belzonia, but he decided to side with his wife. His wife was surely one that could hold a grudge so he didn’t want to make her upset, by not taking her opinion to heed. “Send a letter letting him know that he will be having royal guests tomorrow.” The king said. “Surely my lord, you’re not serious.” The advisor said with slight scare. “I am. Now go.” The king demanded. Meanwhile in the dark and foggy forest, a man that has no human feature but, the outline of a human is standing atop a hill that gives and overview of Snom and Belzonia. It is wearing a black coat with the hood over its head. He is almost like a living shadow of smoke. “Soon enough both of your kingdoms will be mine,” said the deep voice of the mysterious man. He then gave a maniacal laugh that echoed through the forest. Back at the castle of King Osmith, he and his wife were in bed. “I’m so happy for you dear. This is your chance to make it all right with the Belzonian people. My idea was great wasn’t it honey,” said Ellen. “It’s only a great idea if it works my love,” Said King Osmith tiredly. “I’m sure it’ll work.” She said. “What makes you so sure?” he said. “Because I thought of it, that’s why, now good night.” She kissed him on his cheek and fell asleep. “I hope your right…for his sake,” the king said in a mummer. more

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“A nything more, sire?” said the royal chef. King Osmith patted his belly and playfully said “No, no thank-you. You plumped me up well enough. Good job.” “Thank-you, my lord,” said the chef. The chef then turned to Queen Ellen and asked “How about anything for the misses?” “No thank-you, I think I will retire to my quarters as well,” replied the queen. The chef then gathered the dishes and returned to the kitchen. “So dear, what type of fragrance are you wearing?” Osmith said in a light tone. “Oh this perfume…its river orchids, especially made by the royal gardener herself.” Ellen said while sipping her wine from her silver cup. “It is truly hypnotizing, my love,” said the king. “Why don’t we go to our master bedroom and fall in love?” he added. He continued to gaze at her shimmering beauty. “Surely the king must know that I am remaining celibate.” Ellen said with her eyes sharply pointed at the king. “Celibate, do you know how many children we have?” said the king with slight fury. “Yes, that’s why I’m choosing to be celibate.” Ellen said wittingly. Ellen was a beautiful woman. Her black hair came down to her soft and delicate shoulders. Her skin was white and luscious. She also had a small mole on her cheek. Her eyes were a wooden dark-brown and always carried a sense of mystery. Her frame was tall and graceful. What man in the kingdom would not consider her as the most beautiful woman in the world? The king was also no man of foul looks. He had short, tangling, light-orange hair. He was tall and had a muscular built. He had hazel eyes and strong face features. His mustache was thick and his chin was full of hair. The only physical fault this man had was that he was a decade older than Ellen. As they continued to talk the royal advisor came in. “Your highness, I have some very important news I wish to tell you. I would ask that you excuse the misses, please.” The queen’s beautiful face then turned into a face of anger and hatred. But somehow she still managed to speak in her soft and lovely voice. “Well, the kingdom is half mine and whatever the business has to deal with it is more likely to deal with the kingdom and I wish to know what is going on.” They both then turned to the king awaiting his answer. “Let her stay… so what is the matter?” said Osmith. “Well, sire the kingdom of Belzonia has a new king,” said the advisor. “Oh really, who is he?” asked Osmith. “His name is Jebediahas,” said the advisor. “Sounds interesting…” said the king. “Why don’t we meet him? We can give him a royal welcome.” said Ellen. “Go to another king’s kingdom unannounced? That’s just truly preposterous. You also must not know that the king has been feuding with Belzonian Empire for years.” said the advisor in an irritated tone. “Well this could be a new start,” said Ellen. King Osmith didn’t really want to become friends with anyone especially the new king of Belzonia, but he decided to side with his wife. His wife was surely one that could hold a grudge so he didn’t want to make her upset, by not taking her opinion to heed. “Send a letter letting him know that he will be having royal guests tomorrow.” The king said. “Surely my lord, you’re not serious.” The advisor said with slight scare. “I am. Now go.” The king demanded. Meanwhile in the dark and foggy forest, a man that has no human feature but, the outline of a human is standing atop a hill that gives and overview of Snom and Belzonia. It is wearing a black coat with the hood over its head. He is almost like a living shadow of smoke. “Soon enough both of your kingdoms will be mine,” said the deep voice of the mysterious man. He then gave a maniacal laugh that echoed through the forest. Back at the castle of King Osmith, he and his wife were in bed. “I’m so happy for you dear. This is your chance to make it all right with the Belzonian people. My idea was great wasn’t it honey,” said Ellen. “It’s only a great idea if it works my love,” Said King Osmith tiredly. “I’m sure it’ll work.” She said. “What makes you so sure?” he said. “Because I thought of it, that’s why, now good night.” She kissed him on his cheek and fell asleep. “I hope your right…for his sake,” the king said in a mummer. more

Resolved Question: What do you think of my story so far... i copuld use all opinions?

“Anything more, sire?” said the royal chef. King Osmith patted his belly and playfully said “No, no thank-you. You plumped me up well enough. Good job.” “Thank-you, my lord,” said the chef. The chef then turned to Queen Ellen and asked “How about anything for the misses?” “No thank-you, I think I will retire to my quarters as well,” replied the queen. The chef then gathered the dishes and returned to the kitchen. “So dear, what type of fragrance are you wearing?” Osmith said in a light tone. “Oh this perfume…its river orchids, especially made by the royal gardener herself.” Ellen said while sipping her wine from her silver cup. “It is truly hypnotizing, my love,” said the king. “Why don’t we go to our master bedroom and fall in love?” he added. He continued to gaze at her shimmering beauty. “Surely the king must know that I am remaining celibate.” Ellen said with her eyes sharply pointed at the king. “Celibate, do you know how many children we have?” said the king with slight fury. “Yes, that’s why I’m choosing to be celibate.” Ellen said wittingly. Ellen was a beautiful woman. Her black hair came down to her soft and delicate shoulders. Her skin was white and luscious. She also had a small mole on her cheek. Her eyes were a wooden dark-brown and always carried a sense of mystery. Her frame was tall and graceful. What man in the kingdom would not consider her as the most beautiful woman in the world? The king was also no man of foul looks. He had short, tangling, light-orange hair. He was tall and had a muscular built. He had hazel eyes and strong face features. His mustache was thick and his chin was full of hair. The only physical fault this man had was that he was a decade older than Ellen. As they continued to talk the royal advisor came in. “Your highness, I have some very important news I wish to tell you. I would ask that you excuse the misses, please.” The queen’s beautiful face then turned into a face of anger and hatred. But somehow she still managed to speak in her soft and lovely voice. “Well, the kingdom is half mine and whatever the business has to deal with it is more likely to deal with the kingdom and I wish to know what is going on.” They both then turned to the king awaiting his answer. “Let her stay… so what is the matter?” said Osmith. “Well, sire the kingdom of Belzonia has a new king,” said the advisor. “Oh really, who is he?” asked Osmith. “His name is Jebediahas,” said the advisor. “Sounds interesting…” said the king. “Why don’t we meet him? We can give him a royal welcome.” said Ellen. “Go to another king’s kingdom unannounced? That’s just truly preposterous. You also must not know that the king has been feuding with Belzonian Empire for years.” said the advisor in an irritated tone. “Well this could be a new start,” said Ellen. King Osmith didn’t really want to become friends with anyone especially the new king of Belzonia, but he decided to side with his wife. His wife was surely one that could hold a grudge so he didn’t want to make her upset, by not taking her opinion to heed. “Send a letter letting him know that he will be having royal guests tomorrow.” The king said. “Surely my lord, you’re not serious.” The advisor said with slight scare. “I am. Now go.” The king demanded. Meanwhile in the dark and foggy forest, a man that has no human feature but, the outline of a human is standing atop a hill that gives and overview of Snom and Belzonia. It is wearing a black coat with the hood over its head. He is almost like a living shadow of smoke. “Soon enough both of your kingdoms will be mine,” said the deep voice of the mysterious man. He then gave a maniacal laugh that echoed through the forest. Back at the castle of King Osmith, he and his wife were in bed. “I’m so happy for you dear. This is your chance to make it all right with the Belzonian people. My idea was great wasn’t it honey,” said Ellen. “It’s only a great idea if it works my love,” Said King Osmith tiredly. “I’m sure it’ll work.” She said. “What makes you so sure?” he said. “Because I thought of it, that’s why, now good night.” She kissed him on his cheek and fell asleep. “I hope your right…for his sake,” the king said in a mummer. more

Resolved Question: Drifting apart and need advice?

My wife and have been married for 4 years and together for 6 years, we have 4 year old son and we have a 7 year old step son from my wifes previous marriage, we have always been close and we have worked together from home and looked after the kids together. Over the last few months I have sold part of my business so commute to an office everyday , she has also gone into full time employment but still working from home and doing the school run etc. Recently we have been drifting apart a little and I thinks it just because we have and are going through big changes. We exchange emails and texts most of the day and really like it, but as for talking on an evening etc this has not really happened. I know she thinks im grumpy quite alot, I dont mean to be but our youngest son can be a handful especially at bedtime and is always a pain in a morning when its time for nursery or school. Bless him he is only 4 but just pushes every button going to get a reaction. We spend lots of time with him so it inst a lack of attention, I think its just how he is, my mother tells me he is just like my brother was at that age.My grumpyness has been down to changing to my new enviroment. Our the past few months my wife has also been depressed and has been to the doctors to get some help and takes tablets that seem to do the trick for her. She does however have a friend who feels much worse than her and they spend quite alot of time chatting about how they feel. We have chatted recently and ive told her that I think her relationship with her friend is not healthy for her, as her friend is very depressed and it seems to make my wife worse. I told her this and she is going to stop getting too involved with her, she has lots of up beat friends, who I feel she should spend more time with to help give her a lift emotionally rather than been dragged down by her other depressed friend who needs more professional help. She agreed with me so that should help. Problem is because of how I am as a person and how close we've been in the past, since she has taken this job she has had to do a bit of travelling which gets her out of the house just a couple of days, but when she is away I worry.She went away and I spoke to her and she said she was nipping for a sandwich then was going back to watch telly in her room, she then without telling me because she thought I wouldn't be happy about it, turned her phone off then sat in the window of a busy bar with some magazines on her own and had a bottle of wine to watch the world go by, because she wanted to switch off for and couple of hours and just have some time on her own. Which I now understand, but at the time when I couldn't get in touch with her I was worried something had happened to her. Do I need to learn to give her some space when she is away and not text her like normal ? Since we have chatted things are looking better for us, i just feel like im pushing her away by been too possessive when she is away from home. Next year she has to travel abroad a couple of times and I need advice from people how to back off and let her have some space when she is not with me.It sounds like ive answered my own question a bit but would like both male and female opinions on what I should do to let go a bit more and let her come to me in a way more

Voting Question: Help with my boyfriend problems please!?

Okay so I haven't had the best luck with men. I've always dated crazy jerks. Right now, I have an amazing boyfriend. Or at least he was. We clicked perfectly since day one, and never fought. We were very trusting of each other and although we spent plenty of time together, we gave each other our space. However, this has been a rough year for both of us. We've each had things going on in our life that's been more than stressful and painful. About 3 months ago, my boyfriend started changing. Although I try very hard to be a good girlfriend, as my mother has always taught me, he finds reasons to be angry with me and blame me for things I ought not be blamed for. Whenever I try to confront him about issues (in a polite and calm manner) he gets angry and defensive, and then manages to turn things back on me. I can't help but feel in my gut he's the one for me. I knew it from the moment I saw him. However, if he continues acting the way he is now, I'm not going to be around for much longer. Here's the main issues I have: Prob 1: Whenever we're together, whether in public or private, and I reach over just to give him a peck on the cheek, he pulls away and sometimes even pushes me away. It seems to be worse when I fix myself up... almost as if he's intimidated. His reply is he doesn't need to show his affection that way... but he used to make out with me in public and be just fine. Now, I can't even touch him. He still has sex with me, though. However, usually when I'm in the mood & make advances, he won't allow it. He seems more concerned with video games and the computer than me. Yet, whenever he's in the mood I not only don't say no, but I feel as if I can't. I don't say no, b/c I crave his touch and the connection connection we so much. So I do it whenever he wants. He does buy me some things, like he pays for a lot of my food and buys me underwear. He also offers to buy me games that I would play on his xbox or ps3, but I'm not a huge video game fan. Prob2: I'm not allowed to have friends. Esp. guy friends. The way I am, I've always hung out with the guys as purely friends. I also have girl friends, but I'm not into shopping and nails and I'm more for mudding and beer. Yet, he gets upset, now that we're at college, whenever I'm not with him. I try to bring him around my friends, but since I'm in a sorority, he just stereotypes the girls as bitches and stuck up. Yet, I can't hang out with any guys at all. He's allowed to go over to his friends' houses and smoke weed and hang out over there and not even tell me where he's at or his plans (mostly bc I trust him and I don't feel like I have to know everything). Yet, if I go over to my friends' and it's just us girls, he ALWAYS assumes there's guys. Even when I tell him no, he doesn't believe me. Which, for the record, I am VERY honest with him, and I never do anything to threaten our relationship. He on the other hand, has. My biggest issue is whether it's a facebook conversation, or my phone call/txt history, or events I attend (not parties, bc I don't go to them- he would flip!), he has to know every detail and questions every little itty bitty thing. Yet if I even ask what he did, he tells me it's non of my business. Prob3: He smokes weed every single day, but I can't drink. I love alcohol. Period. I'm not an alcoholic in the least, but a good glass of red wine, or a few beers after a long day are nice to have. I'm not out there getting wasted. Hell, I barely ever even get tipsy. I just relax. Weed is how he does that. He doesn't get stoned, but he smokes multiple bowls a day over a period of time. He used to not do that, but after he did is when he started changing. He keeps telling me he's going to stop, but of course never does. He acts like it's a bad thing that I want to drink, not party, but even have a couple beers. Yet he can do whatever he wants. I love this guy so much. I mean I know this is just all the bad stuff, but he's really amazing too. I mean one night he took me out to downtown Dallas and dropped probably $300-$400 on the night, just because he wanted to see me wear an $11 dress I bought. He's a gentleman (usually... he used to be much more of one), trustworthy, and I love his family (another issue: I've met a lot of his family, and he doesn't want to meet more than my immediate family). I truly do love him, but I'm beginning to wonder if he loves me. He says he does, but it's hard to trust him when his actions speak differently. I don't know if I should just speak to him about it & if he reacts negatively, cut my losses... or if all guys are like this. B/c he's the nicest guy I've ever met. I mean I've only come to know cheating, lies, and abuse from men. Is he just overprotective b/c he cares about me? Or is he pushing me away? I guess my real fear is, that I'll lose him when I was supposed to be with him. Or that I'll never find anyone that treats me any better. Part of me wants to be st more

Resolved Question: How do you help someone who doesn't want to help themselves?

In December 2008, my Dad died very suddenly. Obviously this came a huge shock to the family, especially my Mum. A little backstory ... my Mum is an alcoholic and has been ever since before I was born (about 30 years). Since the day my Dad died, she has rarely been sober. She has had a week here and a week tere of being sober and things have been relatively normal. She has received a lot of help and support from her work, the doctors and, of course, myself, my older brother and older sister. It's been seven months since my Dad died and my Mum doesn't seem to be making any progress. It's getting to the point where she's been turning up for work drunk or not turning up at all. She's already been given a lot of leeway because of what's happened, but at the end of the day a business is being let down during a difficult financial time, and there's only so much that they can put up with. She's currently on her final warning. There's also the help she's been receiving from the doctors. She's been to counseling for bereavement, plus she's been to a drugs and alcohol unit to help her control her drinking. However, she has been lying about going to appointments - saying she's been when she hasn't. She is also been visiting the local shop two or three times a day, coming back with bottles upon bottles of wine. We've already asked the shop to stop selling alcohol to her if she appears intoxicated, as the law applies to an off license as it does in a pub - you can't sell alcohol to intoxicated persons. It's getting to the point now where she's on benders for days and weeks on end and we can't get in touch with her because she's lost her mobile phone and never answers the house phone. I've had phone calls from my brother and sister informing me that she's been going over the shop in her night gown and trying to pay for booze with cigarettes. There was another incident where she wandered out of the house naked to get more booze. She's living in her own filth and just not caring about anyone or anything. I love my Mum. She's great when she's sober, but she can be really nasty when drunk and you just cant speak to her. She doesn't seem to realise that she's still got people around her who love her and want her back. I sometimes feel like when my Dad died, he took my Mum with him. Mum and I currently aren't speaking. She's been lying to me about drinking and seems to be using any excuse she can to crawl into the bottle again. We got into an argument recently (she was drunk) and I told her to call me when she sobered up, to which she said that she wouldn't ever phone me again. I don't know what else to do to help her. I've tried being supportive and I've tried distancing myself (before the aforementioned phone call, my Mum hadn't been in touch with me for two months). I feel awful because I feel like giving up on her, but at the same time I don't want to lose her too. She's given up on life and doesn't seem to give a damn about the people she has left. I'm starting to really resent her, which I don't want. The thing that really annoys me is that she made me promise not to resort to my own coping mechanism (I used to be a self harmer - am recovering) when Dad died or she'd be angry at me. I haven't, but yet she is still drinking heavily. What should I do? How do you help someone who doesn't want to help themselves? more

Resolved Question: this question is to anyone who has ever started their own venue, restaurant and or bookstore?

I was at a BBQ this past Saturday and a friend and I had come up with this pipe dream idea of creating a vegan/vegetarian restaurant and bookstore with a stage. The menu would be made up of mostly vegetarian dishes, (there would be absolutely no meat, no beef, chicken or fish on the menu), but dairy would be an option. The kitchen would be split in two, and the vegan food would be prepared on the opposite side. Please read my list of ideas below and if you could answer a few questions for me. What do you think about my ideas so far? What were/are some issues that you have had in running your own business? How hard is it to start your own business? Do you feel like it was all worth it? Forget the cost of space, (I know it has to do with location), but what are the costs of the permits, or any other legal "mumbo-jumbo"? Obviously I have not researched this yet, and it's still just a dream. But I want to know if this all sounds doable. Here is how I imagine it: You walk in the door and you can already tell that this is a place where creativity thrives. The walls are plastered with paintings and photographs donated by local artists. To your left there are a number of tall shelves packed with a large variety of books. In that corner you will also find four or five large and relaxing chairs pinning an area rug to the wood floor, and beanbag chairs scattered about the area. It would be a place that you could come to and relax on a Saturday afternoon. Grab a cup of coffee and a good book and waste a rainy evening sitting snug in an oversized beanbag chair. Beyond that you will see a stage where local bands can showcase their talents. (I also imagine the stage being used for book readings, poetry slams, and small plays.) And around it would be a spacious dance floor. If when you first came in you had walked to your right, you would find the dining room. I would like for the style to be tasteful and somewhat classy, but I don't want it to frighten away the everyday folks. So there would probably be tables and booths, because I think booths create a more comfortable atmosphere. The prices would be slightly more expensive than a trip to Mc Donald's, but not as costly as an upscale restaurant. (Imagine Panera Bread for price.) There would be two separate menus, (one vegan, and one vegetarian). Also, (and I think I would be the first to do this), I would like to create a book and make it available to any customer who is concerned, that lists the every ingredient that goes into our meals. I know that vegans have a very strict diet that they abide by, and I want to assure them that I have prepared their meals around their very specific interests. I would also make a "cereal bar" available. (I saw the movie FLAKES recently, and I love the idea!) There would be free WiFi available for paying customers, and I also thought of creating a sound proof room for local college students to utilize for studying. The restaurant could host a number of fun activities to keep the community active and creative. A few examples could be: family nights- once a month we could show a kid friendly movie on an overhead projector screen. Fright nights- Once a month we could show a corn syrupy massacre on an overhead projector screen =) I love a good horror flick Beginner’s yoga classes Writing classes/sessions Still life drawing sessions Karaoke nights of course We could host themed dances Book signings Wine tasting Student film screenings Clothing swaps- Trade in your gently used threads for some new style An art gallery- One weekend a month we could turn the dance floor/bookstore portion into a gallery where local artists can display their art. Holiday parties Game nights- We could host teen lock-ins they could more

Resolved Question: Here's an excerpt from my book. Tell me if you like it.?

~Prologue~ The burly young man rose from his seated position. He eyed the scintillating chessboard and wondered which piece to move next. It was becoming more and more obvious to him that he was going to lose the game. Keeping one good eye on his opponent, he brushed his thick fingers through his dark silky hair and then reached for a rook with his other hand. He moved his chess piece that had been fashioned out of gold and encrusted with diamonds. He grunted out of frustration. The young man seated before him in an office chair was me. I, in turn, moved my rook. “Check,” I declared with a wry smile painted across my usually intense face. “I’ve never really liked this game you know,” said the standing man, his skin reddened by the warm sun outside. “Play your next move Chris,” I said to him. He was Christopher Cruez, a renowned business mogul and close friend of mine. He was a good 2, 5 metres tall; casting a giant shadow over the diamond encrusted chessboard that lay on the dark Oakwood coffee table. Christopher was heir to the Cruez fortune. Soon he would inherit from his father - Vincent Cruez - a six-billion dollar company and two billion dollars worth of stocks and other financial assets. However, Christopher, in his personal capacity, was a Rand-billionaire. I sat before him waiting for him to execute his final move before I put him in checkmate. “And that’s because I’ve never understood it. I’m not a strategist...” he replied in his own defence, fixing his purple Turnbul and Asser tie. “My dear friend,” I started, eyeing him from my seated position in my office chair. “Chess is like life. You have to have contingencies for every unplanned occurrence. You have to be on the ball, think ahead!” I said coolly. “Blah, blah, blah! I’m a self-made billionaire for goodness sake. I think I understand life pretty well.” Christopher sat down and poured himself some sweet white wine. Drinking the wine proved to be a difficult task for him as his thick fingers failed to grasp the neck of the glass wine properly. So he opted to make use of a tumbler instead. “That point is arguable,” I retorted with a grin. Chris rolled his eyes. The clear sunlight filtered through the white lace curtain and illuminated the wooden walls of the normally dark office. The calming sounds of the sea water lapping outside made me think on the new friends I had made in the last few months. Some of them were basking in the glory of the sun outside. I could never understand how people could lay in the sun’s full glare and enjoy it. I thought on them momentarily then cast the memory aside and poured myself a glass of the wine. I sipped the wine to get a feel for it. It was sweet and quite fortified; a colourful collusion of pristine pinotage and savoury sauvignon. Truly, I thought, it was nurtured to perfection. I admired my office; it was exactly how I had wanted it to be. Decorating the spacious office had been an easy task for me; I wanted it to resound of my personality. Large original masterpiece paintings adorned the bright walls. Having painted each one myself, I found a fond memory in each one of them. Every one of them was reminiscent of a specific time in my life, I thought on some of those times briefly. Japan. Fond memories of the time I spent in that country bounded into my mind. The wonderful people I had left behind: Sui Lee, Man Ting; they were good friends and business partners. “Are you thinking about the good old days?” Chris asked taking a sip of wine from the glass tumbler, his stubby fingers now wrapped comfortably around the drinking-glass. “Yes,” I replied, putting aside my serendipitous memories. “You know,” began Chris,” it should actually go down in history.” I stared back at him quizzically. “Don’t you think so?” Chris gulped down the last of the wine in his glass. “I’m not sure I understand you,” I said looking at my friend, eyes wide. “Everything we had to do to get here… To get where we are right now! Sibusiso,” he exclaimed excitedly, “why don’t you write another novel… Except this one won’t be about fictional characters… It’ll be about us!” I considered it and sighed thoughtfully. It was obviously a way for Chris to get out of losing another game of chess to me, but it was a good idea nonetheless. “You’re a genius,” I told him before swinging round in my swivelling office chair. “I know I am,” Chris said grinning. “But we’re still going to finish our game of chess!” I declared. Then I pulled my laptop closer, opened a word-processing program and began frantically typing away. I wondered what the first chapter would be called. Where I would begin the story? Then it struck me: “Putrid Plots”The excerpt is simply the prologue. The story itself I have almost completed.Thank you to those who gave constructive critism. It is highly appreciated. I will make the necessary changes. Your concerns and encouragement is appreciated too. The book, however was perused by an editor of a reknowned publishing company in the UK. Her take was similar to the feedback I received from the respondents below who are actually writers themselves. Your input is invaluable. ~Sisquo~ more

Resolved Question: Did the arab wish for to much? If you don't like jokes then please don't read?

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie . BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies. "Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes." "I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!" "Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!" The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink." ** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?" "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. "Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!" ** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * He was swiftly turned into a tampon. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's surely going to be a string attached. more

Resolved Question: Super long story...But I really want your advice...So I'm reposting. Pathetic I know! Please read and respond.?

I am one of those girls that is always single. I date a lot, but I just never settle down because I can't find guys that want anything more than sex. I end up always being the one at the office parties either going stag, or taking friends. I'm the one that never gets any valentine's or roses sent to the office. I'm just that single chic that lives alone staring at the cute couples strolling through the parks, wishing I was them. Until one day a few weeks ago, I met this guy. I saw him sitting across the room with his friends (yes it was a bar, mistake #101.) Anways, we were making eye contact for about an hour. Then all of a sudden, my friend said to me, "Don't turn around now, but I think this guy behind you is going to make a move." I couldn't resist. I turned around and yes it was him. He made some cheesy comment about the election speech that was playing on the big screen in the bar...and some how scooted his way into the seat next to mine. A couple hours past, my friend went home...his friends went home. We sat at the bar just having intellectual conversations. I was pretty bummed to find out he was only in town for business and that he lives 6 states away. I wasn't going to give him the time of day because I really thought he just wanted to get into my pants! I'm not stupid! The he proceeded to tell me that I was gorgeous, yes I'm a sucker! but he felt so different! Several times he asked me if he could take me to dinner. And everything he was saying about politics and religion and just life in general, we had more in common with each other than anyone I know! (even our first names which felt kinda lame)By the time the bar closed, I had to kiss him. I thought it was just an innocent kiss, and that I'd never see him again so it wouldn't matter. But the physical attraction between us was unbearable. Things like this NEVER happen for me. At first I really thought he was just a guy in a bar looking for a peice of ***. But the next MORNING, he called. We stayed out so late talking, that it wasn't even like 5 hours in between his call. I was on my way to work when I got the call. I didn't answer however, I returned a text to him. Throughout the day, we texted back and forth talking about how incredible it was we found someone with so much in common. (Let me add, this was the FIRST guy that my friend EVER approved of and she's VERY against meeting guys in bars) Well, as soon as we got off work. We went and had the most romantic night I've ever had in my life. A candle light dinner on the river walk under the stars drinking expensive french wine! I knew it was all happening fast, and that with his job being out of town, there was no telling how long he would be around. So we ended up coming back to my place, we did NOT have sex! We just slept! This went on for about a week. Every night, was magical. He was such a gentlemen. Always opening doors, paying for things like fancy expensive dinners, complementing me non stop. We never even had sex! This was so new for me because normally that's the first thing I do with guys so it made me feel like he was really into me. Then, the last night I saw him, he said to me, "I don't know how to tell you this so I'm just going to say it." Right then I was like, "oh ****. i knew this was too good to be true." And he said that he got a phone call from his boss and they were going to be leaving town that next morning and he didn't know when he would be coming back. So I was like, "Well that sucks but you know, I can wait for you to come back." When he told me this, we were sitting under the stars, at a park, on a bench, cuddling, holding hands-like the couple I always wanted to be-and I just wanted to sit on that cold, bumpy bench with him forever. And I just kept thinking it was okay that he had to leave because he would be back. Well, he stayed the night again that night. (Still no sex! Just lots of making out and fondling-thanks to "Aunt Flow" lol) but the next morning about 5 minutes after he left...he sent me a text that said "I miss you already. Thank you for showing me such a great time, I haven't been myself like that with anybody in a long time." I thought "aw...what a sweet message. I can't wait til he comes back!" About 3 days go by, and NO WORD from him. I didn't want to act crazy and be calling him and texting him a lot so I restrained myself. Finally, I thought what would be the chances he has a myspace? Surely he would've mentioned it...So I got on and did a name search. To my surprise, there was his F------ picture holding a baby with a girl laying her head on his shoulder. He has no sisters. And told me he has no baby. I was pissed. His profile was blocked so I couldn't get any more info about who these people were and he wouldn't accept my friend request and I was texting him and he wasn't replying. So then I checked facebook and he had the same FREAKING picture! After that I couldn't control myself. I sent a text that said, "Oh I see you have a face more

Resolved Question: Am I crazy for falling for this guy? Okay here's my story...?

I am one of those girls that is always single. I date a lot, but I just never settle down because I can't find guys that want anything more than sex. I end up always being the one at the office parties either going stag, or taking friends. I'm the one that never gets any valentine's or roses sent to the office. I'm just that single chic that lives alone staring at the cute couples strolling through the parks, wishing I was them. Until one day a few weeks ago, I met this guy. I saw him sitting across the room with his friends (yes it was a bar, mistake #101.) Anways, we were making eye contact for about an hour. Then all of a sudden, my friend said to me, "Don't turn around now, but I think this guy behind you is going to make a move." I couldn't resist. I turned around and yes it was him. He made some cheesy comment about the election speech that was playing on the big screen in the bar...and some how scooted his way into the seat next to mine. A couple hours past, my friend went home...his friends went home. We sat at the bar just having intellectual conversations. I was pretty bummed to find out he was only in town for business and that he lives 6 states away. I wasn't going to give him the time of day because I really thought he just wanted to get into my pants! I'm not stupid! The he proceeded to tell me that I was gorgeous, yes I'm a sucker! but he felt so different! Several times he asked me if he could take me to dinner. And everything he was saying about politics and religion and just life in general, we had more in common with each other than anyone I know! (even our first names which felt kinda lame)By the time the bar closed, I had to kiss him. I thought it was just an innocent kiss, and that I'd never see him again so it wouldn't matter. But the physical attraction between us was unbearable. Things like this NEVER happen for me. At first I really thought he was just a guy in a bar looking for a peice of ass. But the next MORNING, he called. We stayed out so late talking, that it wasn't even like 5 hours in between his call. I was on my way to work when I got the call. I didn't answer however, I returned a text to him. Throughout the day, we texted back and forth talking about how incredible it was we found someone with so much in common. (Let me add, this was the FIRST guy that my friend EVER approved of and she's VERY against meeting guys in bars) Well, as soon as we got off work. We went and had the most romantic night I've ever had in my life. A candle light dinner on the river walk under the stars drinking expensive french wine! I knew it was all happening fast, and that with his job being out of town, there was no telling how long he would be around. So we ended up coming back to my place, we did NOT have sex! We just slept! This went on for about a week. Every night, was magical. He was such a gentlemen. Always opening doors, paying for things like fancy expensive dinners, complementing me non stop. We never even had sex! This was so new for me because normally that's the first thing I do with guys so it made me feel like he was really into me. Then, the last night I saw him, he said to me, "I don't know how to tell you this so I'm just going to say it." Right then I was like, "oh shit. i knew this was too good to be true." And he said that he got a phone call from his boss and they were going to be leaving town that next morning and he didn't know when he would be coming back. So I was like, "Well that sucks but you know, I can wait for you to come back." When he told me this, we were sitting under the stars, at a park, on a bench, cuddling, holding hands-like the couple I always wanted to be-and I just wanted to sit on that cold, bumpy bench with him forever. And I just kept thinking it was okay that he had to leave because he would be back. Well, he stayed the night again that night. (Still no sex! Just lots of making out and fondling-thanks to "Aunt Flow" lol) but the next morning about 5 minutes after he left...he sent me a text that said "I miss you already. Thank you for showing me such a great time, I haven't been myself like that with anybody in a long time." I thought "aw...what a sweet message. I can't wait til he comes back!" About 3 days go by, and NO WORD from him. I didn't want to act crazy and be calling him and texting him a lot so I restrained myself. Finally, I thought what would be the chances he has a myspace? Surely he would've mentioned it...So I got on and did a name search. To my surprise, there was his F------ picture holding a baby with a girl laying her head on his shoulder. He has no sisters. And told me he has no baby. I was pissed. His profile was blocked so I couldn't get any more info about who these people were and he wouldn't accept my friend request and I was texting him and he wasn't replying. So then I checked facebook and he had the same FREAKING picture! After that I couldn't control myself. I sent a text that said, "Oh I see you have(cont...) a facebook and myspace account. Why don't you add me? Then after about an hour I logged back on and what does the bastard do? He goes and DELETES his facebook account! It's like he wants to act like he never met me or something! I'm in shock! Seriously, my heart went from in heaven on cloud 9, to black and stone cold all in one week. GRRR! I'm PISSED! How am I supposed to feel like there is any hope for my love life! I am 27 years old! I'm never going to find a man!(cont...) a facebook and myspace account. Why don't you add me? Then after about an hour I logged back on and what does the bastard do? He goes and DELETES his facebook account! It's like he wants to act like he never met me or something! I'm in shock! Seriously, my heart went from in heaven on cloud 9, to black and stone cold all in one week. GRRR! I'm PISSED! How am I supposed to feel like there is any hope for my love life! I am 27 years old! I'm never going to find a man! more

Resolved Question: Will you laugh at this old joke?? is it worthy of a *

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie . BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies. "Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes." "I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!" "Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!" The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink." ** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?" "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. "Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!" ** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * He was turned into a tampon. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's surely going to be a string attached.  more

Resolved Question: Genie Joke!!!?

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie . BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies. "Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes." "I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!" "Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!" The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink." ** * * * * * * Walla your vish is granted * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?" "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ** * * * * * Walla your vish is granted * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. "Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!" ** * * * * * * * Walla your last vish is granted * * * * * * He was turned into a tampon. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's surely going to be a string attached. 17 hours ago Additional Details 17 hours ago PS: {people this is the jokes section of Y/A} so no offence is intended, its only a joke, cheers.lol,thx Obama more

Resolved Question: Another Genie joke, is this one funny??

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie . BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies. "Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes." "I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!" "Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!" The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink." ** * * * * * * Walla your vish is granted * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?" "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ** * * * * * Walla your vish is granted * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. "Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!" ** * * * * * * * Walla your last vish is granted * * * * * * He was turned into a tampon. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's surely going to be a string attached.PS: {people this is the jokes section of Y/A} so no offence is intended, its only a joke, cheers. more

Resolved Question: How do I go about starting an event business, specifically weddings, family reunions, etc.?

I own a 150 acre ranch that is quite picturesque. It is a well maintained ranch and very tasteful. We breed and train horses and the income that won't sustain the ranch once I am divorced. I am hosting a wedding for 150 people this weekend and am realizing that this may be an additional venue for making money off of the ranch which could make it feasible to keep it. Besides a horse trainer, I am also a chef and have chef friends that would be interested in catering for events here. We would have to do outdoor events at this point, rent tents, etc and we do have a house that has 3 bedrooms that could be set up for guests and as a B&B. What should I do to turn this into a business? What is insurance like for event businesses? How do I license the house for a B&B so the wedding party can stay there? Wine/beer licences? What is the best way to advertise this type of business? I can think of a zillion more questions. Thanks! more

Resolved Question: A star would be nice if you like this one?

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie . BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies. "Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes." "I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!" "Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!" The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink." ** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?" "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * * The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. "Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!" After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!" ** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * He was turned into a tampon. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's surely going to be a string attached. more

Resolved Question: Good Summary or Not?

Is this a good summary for the book Ghosts in the Gallery by Barbara Brooks Wallace? How can I make it better/shorter..I think these are all important facts so it is pretty hard for me.Thank you. Jenny Graymark’s life was never dull. She gew up in China with her mother and stepfather who owned a dance studio; thus not having much wealth. Her real father, Cameron Graymark passed away when she was young. Once her parents became very ill, her mother wrote a letter to Mr. Graymark, Jenny’s grandfather, whom she has never met. The letter stated that if Jenny were to become an orphan they were to take care of her. Jenny was then shipped off to live with her grandfather, however her arrival was a surprise because they never received the letter. Mr. Winston Graymark, her uncle, who was in charge, told her she could become a servant instead of going back to China. Working quietly Jenny saw and took part in some surprising things. Fist, she saw what appeared to be a theft that Violet, a fellow servant, had commited with the wine decanter. Not only was she not old enough to drink, but it was Mr. Winston’s wine decanter and no one was allowed to touch that. Second, she only had one true friend, Jingle, with whom she would sneak into her grandfather’s room along with puppies. They weren’t supposed to do that because everyone thought that old age made Mr. Graymark a very fragile man. Third, she almost fell to her death from a cliff which Violet almost pushed her off of. Thanks to her conscience, however, she did not. Fourth, Jenny was kidnapped by Mr. Winston Graymark and taken to his old caretaker’s home to stay for a couple of nights. She later found out that Mr. Winston was piecing a puzzle while this was all happening. When she was finally escorted back to the Graymark residence, she found out the whole story. Turns out Madame Dupray, a servant whom Jenny came to trust, had a sister…Violet. They both took part in hiding the letter Jenny’s mother had written. Madame Dupray was greedy and hungry for money to the point of doing anything to get it. Her plan was to make Jenny’s grandfather sign a will that she and a business partner to the Graymark companies, Obadiah, had made stating that they should inherit much of the wealth. They thought they could have tricked him due to his old age and poor eyesight but were wrong. Mr. Graymark had the original will he signed locked in a safe and burned the false will given to him by the servant. Everyone also found out that Violet wasn’t stealing wine from the decanter, but was poisoning it as ordered by Madam Dupray. Luckily, Mr. Winston was too sick to drink any wine beforehand.Violet was also ordered to kill Jenny at the cliff, that way they will inherit all of the money and have no technical issues. In the end, Mr. Winston Graymark realized that he really did have a niece named Jenny and let her live with them in the best conditions possible, even Violet moved rooms from the cellar to a bedroom because she confessed and didn’t go through with the plans. Madame Dupray on the other hand, was obviously kicked out.Um...I didn't plagerize... more

Resolved Question: another genie joke folks?

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls is out of the sand, and discovers that he has a Manischevitz wine bottle. It appears that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. This genie appears to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, etc. "Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes." "I'm not going to trust you," said the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie." "What do you have to lose? It looks like you're a goner anyway." remarked the genie. The Arab thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink." POOF! The Arab finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "Okay, kid, what's your second wish?" asked the genie. "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." POOF! The Arab finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. "Okay, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one." After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish I were white and surrounded by beautiful women." POOF! The Arab is turned into a tampon. The moral of the story: If you do business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a string attached. more

Resolved Question: Should I stay or should I go?

Thank you for taking the time to read my question. My wife and I have been married for 3 years, been together for 7 years. We have 3 small boys ages 1,3 and 5. I have been in jail (3 times) due to my wife calling on Domestic Violence, every time she was either pregnant in the last trimester, or after the birth of one of our boys, all cases were dismissed with prejudice against her. I never hurt or harmed her, she just went crazy. Twice she was intoxicated on wine, but the police took me away, because I am the man and she was pregnant. In 2005 we started a small seafood business, she quit her job which had great Benefits (Starbucks) I asked her not too because of the burden of health insurance on a small business, we did great to start, but she insisted on overpaying us out of the company, also she wanted to buy a house so we also purchased a home 2 months into our new business. I was trying to make her happy. Since then our relationship went downhill, this is where I started feeling hopeless with our relationship, although I went through the court system and jail, I forgave and told myself to hold the family together. In summer 2007 the money in company ran out and she told me that she wanted to separate, she took the kids and moved to her mothers home, I ended up having to file a chapter 7 personally, due to no money and Credit Card debt above 25000 dollars, I also have decided to surrender my home, because I can't make the mortgage. Currently, she is going to counseling for herself, I feel alienated because when I ask about 'us' the family and she and I, she says that she does not know. She moved out at the end of August, and she has not done anything for the sake of the family, but only for herself, I have talked to my parents about it and they want me to divorce her, they believe that sometime along the way of our lives, she decided that she just wanted a meal ticket, they want me to find someone that will work with me and love me. Another important point I want to make is that my parents invested 20K, and her grandfather invested 50k into the company, this is how she and we maintained the lifestyle that is now falling apart. In the bankruptcy I listed my parents and her grandfather for protection. Recently she told me that we need to pay her grandfather back, but no mention of paying my parents, I wrote a letter to her grandparents wanting to know what the situation was with the loan they gave my wife, but they have not answered back. My wife wants me to pay her 500 per month for the next 6 years to pay back this loan, I don't believe her, especially now without an answer to my letter sent to her grandparents. I feel that she is holding the relationship hostage to get her way. Should I move on, I am only 37, I think that she has some mental and emotional issues, that only she can work on, I also feel used, I mean she left me right when all the money ran out, and left me to fix it. I have written letters to her letting her know that I love her with no response. My friends say that she has turned into a gold digger. I need some arbitrary advice on this... more

Resolved Question: Why not hurt the intruder?(original piece)?

I came home one night and the front door was open. The dog was outside. I heard someone in the kitchen and saw the sycamore stick near the fireplace. A club, actually. There was a black dude in my refrigerator and he was putting food in a plastic bag. I said "hello." He whirled around and the club was already in motion. I hit him in the knee cap, he yelled and fell over on his back. I took the club and hit him as hard as I could in the other knee cap. He hollered. "Man I can't get up! you tore my knees up. I walked over to the back door and turned the overhead fluorescent on. "How did you get in? Why are you taking my food? What in the hell are you doing in my house?" Sweat was streaming down his face. He looked like people you see sometime who mashed all the bumps when they got chicken pox when they were little. "I just wanted some food. I ain't got any money. I wouldn't a took nothin' else. No money, man. "Why not? You spend it on cheap wine? Crack?" I replied. This was violation. I was already ticked off about some of my own problems, so this burglar and vandal was about to get what I thought he deserved. Probably more. "Can you move?" I asked him. "How??" he said, and he was scared, hurt. I don't know if he was mad, and did not particularly care. I wanted to hurt him as much as I could, and that was perfectly within reason. "Here, let's fix you up. I went into my pantry, and lo and behold a roll of silver duct tape. "What are you gonna do with that?" He was trying to get up and I know he could only crawl. But I wanted to make it so he couldn't move. Thought about the sycamore stick, then remembered the crowbar I never put back in the shed. I went to the spare bedroom and came back into the kitchen with it. He looked at me from over by the refrigerator where he had crawled to. He saw the crowbar and said, "I wanna lawyer. You gotta call the police." I walked over to him and with the business end of the tool I hit him as hard as i could in his shoulder with it. I heard two things. I heard a breaking sound and I heard a sound like I had never heard before. It was like the sound of a wildebeest being devourd by a pack of hyenas. And one of the aliens being speared by Sigourney Weaver in Aliens. I asked the burglar, a guy in dirty gray slacks with a black shirt, dressed very well for walking in the streets at night, if he could move his right arm. His eyes were glassy and he looked like he did not feel very well. He rolled back his eyes and said, whimpering, "No. " "That's good", I said. I thought that would immobilize this person. I never thought I would handle this situation this well.But I wanted a little more satisfaction. Down the road this joker might cross paths with me again, so I didn't have a lot to lose if I hurt him some more. So I took the duct tape from the spare bedroom, where I could find just about anything, and ran tape from the top of his head and around his jaw. "I bet your feet are sore" I told the burglar. He was rolling his head back and forth, his eyes were still glassy as hell, and then he started coughing. Well I did not want him to choke, so I rolled him over on his side. "That better? I asked.> Seek professional help for who son? > You? ...... It's pretty common, xavier, for a younger person, who also must live in the USA, to read a piece of prose and pick one word out of it to pick on. If you care, I have been published four times on the internet, and once in a chapbook in California. I live about 3000 miles from the university there. You are pretty average. No good kudos for you tonight. The African-American gets treated much better than the Native American. Or did you know that. Glad you saw the word. ....... Huh? --v... I should have offered the guy milk and cookies, invited him to my parents for some Lean Quiseen, maybe let him meet my sister and they get married. ..... I'm subscribing to the New Age Super Ultra Conservative Liberal. / I hope Susan Sarandon beats the daylights out of me at our next pork roast. Always liked it. / more

Resolved Question: What Letter Does Your Name start with?? Check it out :D?

A -You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business.With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. B - you give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. C -You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. D -Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. E -Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. F -You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. G -You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status H -You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. I -You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh.You like necking spend hours just touching , feeling & exploring.You look for lovers who know what they are doing. J -You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could danced all night.) K -You are secretive, self-contained. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. L -You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. M -You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and rave someone who is equally passionate and intense. N -You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. O -You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. P -You are very conscious of social proprieties. you wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. Q -You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you.You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going. R -You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal- the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not show this outwardly. you can be a very demanding playmate. S - For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. T - You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize& tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. U - You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love your in love w/ love a/ways looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. V - You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. W -You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. X -You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented. Y- You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. Z - You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's savior.What do you think?? PS: Not forget my star more

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